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February , 2010
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Marriage: How soon is too soon?

University students are getting married later than past generations but some embrace matrimony by Genna Buck You’ve probaby dreamed about the day: roses, wine, a romantic dinner, perhaps culminating in some skywriting or an elaborate scavenger hunt for a certain small, shiny ...
Marriage: How soon is too soon?

Predicting Problems

Skeptics and Psychics Butt Heads by Dan Howse Intelligent, open-minded, logical and willing to try new things. These were the qualities my electric psychic reading claimed I was seeking in my potential mate. While true, this begs the question: who isn’t seeking these ...
Predicting Problems

Reefer Madness gets naked

The cast and crew of Reefer Madness get into gear for rehearsals by Vanessa Szpurko They’re naked! A rehearsal for Curtain Call’s production of Reefer Madness isn’t your typical run through. It’s a little more exciting. The majority of the cast and crew is naked. Nearly, ...
Reefer Madness gets naked

The Vagina Monologues

One woman's idea inspires legions of women (and men) to stand up and speak out. by Nicole Elsasser, with files by Zack Macrae   “You can’t love a vagina unless you love hair…” “My vagina is angry, it is, it is pissed off…” “My mama ...
5 February 2010 I Read the full story

What are you reading?

Gail Collins, When Everything Changed: The Amazing Journey of American Women from 1960 to the Present by Genna Buck   When Everything Changed: The Amazing Journey of American Women from 1960 to the Present, by New York Times columnist Gail Collins, epitomizes the ...
4 February 2010 I Read the full story

A successful recovery

Zerafa puts injury behind her, leads Gryphons towards playoffs by Mike Treadgold “In the first few games, I felt a little traumatized to go into that same corner where I got hurt. I wondered, ‘Am I going to lose my footing? Am ...
4 February 2010 I Read the full story

Lacking due diligence

It was one of those weeks in student politics, easily the most controversial of the year, but hopefully the last to spark such outrage and dissent. At last week’s CSA board meeting, several proposals were presented to the board by the ...
4 February 2010 I Read the full story

Video: Hillside Inside (Time Lapse)

February - 8 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

Video: Hillside Inside Setup (Time Lapse)

February - 8 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

The Vagina Monologues

February - 5 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

One woman’s idea inspires legions of women (and men) to stand up and speak out.
by Nicole Elsasser, with files by Zack Macrae
 
“You can’t love a vagina unless you love hair…”
“My vagina is angry, it is, it is pissed off…”
“My mama told me to stop scratching my coochie snorcher…”
 
Melissa Strickland just had to meet Eve Ensler.
The [...]

Still no CFS referendum date

February - 5 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

Verification issues slows down process
by Daniel Bitonti
 
A referendum on continued membership in the Canadian Federation of Students has yet to be scheduled for the University of Guelph despite it being over ninety days since a group of U of G students submitted a petition to CFS-National headquarters requesting a referendum be held on the issue.
According [...]

Back door exploration

February - 4 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

The ins and outs of anal play
by Aislinn Wyatt
“The ass is the great common denominator when it comes to sexual pleasure: everybody has one.”
What sexy activity could be next in line for its public acceptance explosion?
I’d argue that it’s anal play, and this article is going to give all you budding ass connoisseurs a run [...]

Predicting Problems

February - 4 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

Skeptics and Psychics Butt Heads
by Dan Howse
Intelligent, open-minded, logical and willing to try new things. These were the qualities my electric psychic reading claimed I was seeking in my potential mate. While true, this begs the question: who isn’t seeking these qualities in a potential mate?
The Psychic Expo made its 22nd trip into Guelph this weekend, [...]

Marriage: How soon is too soon?

February - 4 - 2010 Reporter: The Ontarion Respond

University students are getting married later than past generations but some embrace matrimony
by Genna Buck
You’ve probaby dreamed about the day: roses, wine, a romantic dinner, perhaps culminating in some skywriting or an elaborate scavenger hunt for a certain small, shiny object.
Whether you plan to get down on one knee, or plan to be a giggling [...]

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